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Samrat Mazumdar, a 19 year young student who talks tech.

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Total fucking day of my life

Today was one of the fuckiest(sorry need to use this adjective) day of my life, I realized what a big loser am I.

This is the chronology of events that occurred:-

  • Someone stole my fucking scientific calculator( Rs 700 wasted )
  • I screwed up my physics viva
  • Fucking Veg biryani I ate was like shit
  • Was not able to attend second half in college due to loose motion
  • Internet connection was down 
  • Nip of my pen broke down and flooded my pencil box & my hand also with fucking ink 
  • Kolkata Knight Riders lost the match 
  • A fucking stupid fly fell on my dinner and I had to sleep on empty stomach

And till now I am able to post this, God this day do not come again…..

posted 1 year ago tagged fuckstupidbad

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If my partners lose, so be it; if I lose, so be it. My stardom is transient, my integrity is non-negotiable, my being Indian unquestionable.

Shah Rukh Khan

Shah Rukh Khan expressed his disapproval of the way Pakistani cricket players were disregarded when the auctions for the upcoming Indian Premier League tournament were being held. He said, “We are known to be good, we are known to invite everyone, and we should have.”

Uddhav Thackeray, the leader of Shiv Sena—a borderline terrorist organisation in Mumbai that is comprised of overzealous Marathi Hindus who have an appallingly mistaken idea of what it means to be true to your religion and your country—declared that this was an anti-national statement and that the Bollywood superstar would have to apologise.

When Shah Rukh Khan refused, and rightly so, they threatened to disallow screenings of his latest film My Name is Khan—which, ironically enough, is about racial profiling of Muslims in USA—in Maharashtra. They have since staged violent protests in cinema halls in Mumbai, tearing apart the screens in some multiplexes and scaring off moviegoers.

The Mumbai administration has taken strict action and arrested over 1,600 of them so far, assuring cinema halls that adequate security will be provided and that they should go ahead with the release schedule of the movie fearlessly. Kudos to the Mumbai Police for stepping up to the plate.

Shiv Sena and Shiv Sainiks are a bunch of bloody racist retards and they ought to be thrown out of the country. They call themselves Indians and Marathis? They’re nothing but horrible caricatures of all that is wrong with this country. They’re worse than the filth that flows through the sewers of India. To hell with them and their anti-Muslim propaganda! Cheers to Shah Rukh Khan for not bowing down to the bullying tactics of the Shiv Sena.

notes 9 notes posted 2 years ago